(2014)
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
