A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex