He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick