(2014)
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine