(2014)
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout