He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged