(2014)
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking