(2014)
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
