(2014)
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…