(2014)
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
