(2014)
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
