(2014)
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…