(2014)
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
