(2014)
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
