As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout