I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice