(2014)
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars