(2014)
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home