He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
