My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged