(2014)
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
