There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello