When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski