It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold