The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
