AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

It’s always darkest before the yawn

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…