Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see