Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…