If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

I have an idea: I have no idea

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually