The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads