I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Mating For Life Saved My

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy