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Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong