My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
I have an idea: I have no idea
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
