Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house