We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…