In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event