The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned