Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
