If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets