Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
