I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic