When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
