Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways