Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
