You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
