I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim