These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie