Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried