Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…