Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…