I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch