Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie