StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…