(2013)
Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…
These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch
I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…
Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…
Tiddler trolls tried to get this p… As yet I am not defeated That lot are constantly harassing… And then whinging that they are th… They like to attack facebook pages…
You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.