Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits