Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…