Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…