(2013)
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…
Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon
Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch
Richard was a good looking dude I hope he wouldn’t find my posts r… I think he’s really great And I would like him to take me o… But the Lady Anne would not like…
Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…
Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree
Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie
Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits
Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
Tiddler trolls tried to get this p… As yet I am not defeated That lot are constantly harassing… And then whinging that they are th… They like to attack facebook pages…
These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…